Transcript [00:08] Islamic terrorism is not something to [00:11] joke about. [00:18] >> What the [00:23] Except when they get up to crazy [00:25] shenanigans that would make Looney Tunes [00:27] flush. And that does occasionally [00:29] happen. So in honor of the release of [00:32] Runhide Fight Infidels, the producers [00:34] have assembled a mlange of terrorist [00:38] fails. [00:45] Take it away. [01:05] H how do we get that footage? [01:09] Like in other way, did did the guy just [01:11] blow himself up there? He obviously [01:13] didn't blow up the camera that was [01:14] filming him. Or did he did the did the [01:16] grenade actually make it out? And that's [01:18] just what it looks like when you fire [01:19] off a grenade inside. I don't know. [01:22] Like, did that guy die? I don't know. [01:23] I'm not I don't use grenade launchers a [01:25] lot. Next one. [01:44] Wow, [01:46] >> that one look I mean Well, this another [01:48] one too where I'm like, hold on. Is that [01:50] just what it's like when the I don't [01:51] know. I've never been to Afghanistan. [01:53] I'd like to generally avoid all the Stan [01:55] countries if I can. [01:56] >> I love this place. [01:57] >> Kazakhstan seems kind of But mo [01:59] basically I want to avoid all the [02:00] stands. I don't know. Like it see what's [02:02] weird about these is just it seems like [02:05] they're all getting blown up and killed. [02:07] But then I say, "Well, how am I getting [02:08] the video?" [02:10] If if the explosion wasn't enough to [02:12] blow up the camera, then unless they [02:15] were live streaming, they could have [02:16] been live streaming it. I just don't [02:17] know. I need more information. Next one. [02:29] >> Yeah, that's what I'm here for. I want [02:31] more of that. Cuz it's like the ones [02:33] where they're about to shoot a bazooka, [02:36] but then it all just explodes. You're [02:37] like, "Yeah, that's what I expected. [02:39] That's not all that entertaining." [02:40] That's like whatever. But the one the [02:42] one where it's just these big scary [02:44] terrorists, but then they just get up to [02:46] like goofy vaudeville shenanigans, like [02:48] they slip on a banana peel or something, [02:50] that's way funnier. That's way That one [02:52] That's my favorite one so far. Next one. [02:54] >> Yeah. We have some other stories making [02:55] headlines this Saturday, so we'll tell [02:56] you about that. A dose of instant karma [02:59] for some would be terrace. Watch this. [03:01] Tucker loves it. [03:11] >> Okay. I guess it is funny. [03:12] >> Yeah, it's funny. It also takes you back [03:14] to the Tucker on Fox and Friends days. [03:15] That was a while. When was that? That [03:17] was a while ago. They got blown up [03:18] again. It's not Yeah. Okay. Terrorists [03:21] holding a big gun and then there's an [03:23] explosion. I'm sorry. It's like I'm glad [03:26] they're getting what they deserve, I [03:27] guess. But it's like all the same video [03:29] of some crazy Muslim and then they [03:32] explode and you're like, [03:34] "Yeah, I know." It's like, "Okay, but [03:36] I've seen it. I don't It doesn't tickle [03:39] me. I want I want more whimsy. I need [03:42] more hijinks. I need more shenanigans. [03:45] That's what I want out of my terrorist [03:46] fail videos. Next one. Next tonight. [03:48] Imagine seeing the pickup truck you sold [03:50] to a Texas dealer show up overseas being [03:53] driven by ISIS. [03:55] >> A plumber from Texas suing after selling [03:57] his truck only to have it along with his [03:59] logo and his phone number end up in the [04:02] hands of terrorists. Here's ABC's David [04:04] Wright. [04:05] >> A plumber's truck is his billboard. So [04:08] what happens when that billboard turns [04:10] up on the front lines of a war zone? [04:12] >> My secretary called me and said, "You [04:14] can't believe this." Mark Olberh Holtzer [04:17] of Texas City, Texas, was out deer [04:19] hunting a year ago when he got the call [04:21] from the office that ISIS fighters in [04:23] Syria tweeting out shots of his black [04:26] Ford F250 now sporting a serious new gun [04:30] rack. [04:30] >> I was shocked. [04:32] >> Holtzer says when he sold the truck in [04:33] November of 2013, the dealer told him [04:36] they'd remove the decal so as not to [04:39] risk scratching the paint, but evidently [04:41] they never did. According to Carfax, the [04:44] vehicle was auctioned off a month later [04:46] in Houston. From there, it went all the [04:48] way to Merson, Turkey before ending up [04:51] in Aleppo, Syria. Aleppo. Gary Johnson [04:54] couldn't remember the name of Aleppo. [04:57] That's hilarious. That's a great That's [05:00] a great terrorist story because it's so [05:03] inongruous. You have this just great [05:05] American plumber and his car is now [05:09] being used by ISIS. His truck is being [05:10] used by ISIS. It's also kind of funny [05:12] because they put this crazy gun rack, [05:13] but you think, well, that plumber is [05:14] from Texas. He should have a gun rack on [05:16] it in Texas. That's he should have the [05:18] the kind of, you know, anti-aircraft [05:19] guns in the bed of his truck in Texas. [05:22] But but then you think, okay, how could [05:24] it be even funnier if it were like ISIS [05:26] driving around in a Bed Bath and Beyond [05:28] delivery truck? That'd be even funnier. [05:30] But this is good. I like that. [05:31] >> And that's why we are the good ISIS. [05:34] >> I like that. I like the shenanigans. I [05:37] don't want It's just It's the same thing [05:39] over and over. It's like, "Oh, they blew [05:42] up. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what they [05:43] do." Terrorists blowing up is not a man [05:46] bites dog story. Okay. That's what they [05:48] do. That's part of their nature. But [05:51] terrorists driving a Texas plumbing [05:53] truck, that's kind of funny. Terrorists [05:54] just like falling over cuz the gun was [05:56] heavy. That's kind of funny cuz they're [05:58] supposed to. Anyway, okay. Go watch [05:59] Runhide fight infidels. [06:02] >> Your country is beneath contempt. [06:05] We who love and serve Allah fought back [06:09] against the Americans and the Zionists [06:11] from the scourge of secularism and the [06:14] lands of unbelief. [06:22] >> Anyone going to listen to Captain [06:23] Saunders tomorrow? The retired Delta [06:24] Force soldier with a new book out. [06:27] >> He's the polar opposite of those brain [06:29] dead protesters. [06:30] >> Given the current climate, should Lee [06:32] Saunders even be allowed on campus? [06:33] >> Mr. Saunders is a close personal friend [06:35] of Chancellor Freriedman. This is a [06:37] decision I cannot flaunt. [06:38] >> There are three ways Islam will conquer [06:41] the West. [06:43] Through immigration, through the wombs [06:46] of our women, [06:50] and by using our nation's freedoms [06:52] against us. [06:57] Are you paying attention? [07:04] Hello. [07:05] >> Listen carefully. [07:09] The great Satan America will fall. [07:18] You are infidels. The bodies of women [07:20] are not pure and men's souls are [07:23] unclean. [07:25] What makes them so dangerous? Their [07:28] goals are not in this life, [07:31] but the next. [07:36] >> I got friends here. I can't just leave [07:37] them. [07:38] >> Listen to me. [07:39] >> In the law, we cannot run or hide from [07:43] what is coming. We have to fight. I will [07:46] be rewarded 10,000 times in the next [07:49] life. When you die, you're nothing. Only [07:52] one way to find out. [07:55] That's the American way. [08:05] I was hoping we'd get for the intro for [08:08] this episode one of those like calls to [08:10] prayer from the minouetses like oh [08:14] uh anyway Hey.
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